Led Zeppelin Horror Story #75: Death By n*pple

In 1971, Jimmy Page noticed that his small yet perfectly formed nipples possessed supernatural powers. Of course. To harness the almighty energies arising from them, he began to perform bare-chested onstage. Of course. Sadly, many of the women who so much as glinced at his n*pple were later found dead from unknown causes. Of course. Jimmy Page is considered a better guitarist than Jimi Hendrix. You've got to be effing kidding me.

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