My cat never learned to sit in the window or poop in my shoes or scratch the furniture or yowl all day and night or do any of the other stereotypical things cats are known for guess I'll have to poop in my own shoes
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‘Now I sell by myself and make tons more money’: Friends try to hijack a homemade ice cream business by eating the inventory, inviting freeloaders, and cutting out the owner, forcing the real entrepreneur to take everything and leave
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Regional manager demand retail workers don't clean store until closing, gets forced to pay out overtime: 'We didn't finish until 9:30 every night'
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25+ Workers who were baffled by modern technology: 'He picked up the mouse and started to use it like a TV remote'
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14-year-old gets even with entitled mother who demands his bus seat: 'He is the hero of the story'
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Worker with 4 jobs and 5 roommates gets sick but managers force him to come in anyway: 'Now everyone has it including [my] managers'
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