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32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 1

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 2

'Wasn't given as a joke': 15 Teacher Appreciation Week gifts that are making teachers roll their eyes 3

30 Wholesome And Funny Dog Memes For All The People Who Are Having A Ruff Day Today 4

20 Wholesome Animal Posts To Keep Your Heart Warm All Weekend Long 5

Custodian walks out of job after micromanaging new boss makes impolite comments: 'You deal with it, I'm going home' 6

Tech support is disappointed 1

And you worship its every move 2

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Cats never lie about food 5

Potholes 6