Random thought No. 2: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has ever saved my bacon. And I wonder how I can get it back from them, because I love bacon.

'She told him sharply to go sit down': Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager 1

'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 2

'She was fired': Boss tries to get writer fired, they've been keeping a paper trail and flip the script 3

'He wanted to see every line of code in this project': Company CTO accuses freelancer of "faking" project results 4

'Who do you think you are to be here?': Top Karens of the Week (May 9, 2024) 5

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 6

Might as well... 1

Fill'r up or else... 2

He's innocent 3

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 4

Every time 5

Prank call 6