THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. PLEASE EXTINGUISH ALL SMOKING MATERIALS AT THIS TIME. TODAY'S FLIGHT WILL LAST ABOUT 9 HOURS AND END IN ALMOST CERTAIN DEATH, ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY FOR FIRST CLASS.

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