and I'll take a paternity test to prove it

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'Either I accept it or I quit': Project director gives employee ultimatum 2

'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 3

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Man Leaves Wife and 3 Kids Homeless, Her Sister Refuses to Help Because She Doesn’t Want to Raise a Family of 4 5

'She was fired': Boss tries to get writer fired, they've been keeping a paper trail and flip the script 6

Copy-cat 1

Double trouble 2

He's innocent! 3

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Dangerfloofbelly 5

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