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‘Count me out…’: Man expects rent-free accommodation in brother's new home despite years of estrangement 1

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 2

‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 3

Work demands employee pay for personal calls, employee demands payment for calls they take outside of working hours: 'I should be getting overtime each time I pick up the phone' 4

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 5

‘Your company deserves to fail’: Overworked employee quits job without notice after years of carrying company on their back, boss claims he'll sue for losses 6

30 People share the stupidest things they ever witnessed : 'I saw a woman ditch her stroller with the child inside because a bee was flying nearby' 1

'My sugar free soda has sugar in it': Top Mildly Infuriating Moments of the Week (May 6, 2024) 2

Worker asks for a raise, gets fired instead: 'We're terminating your contract' 3

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 4

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 5

'I can mimic that sound perfectly': 20+ Crafty workplace pranks that totally fooled coworkers 6