Your Puns Are Not Very Cleaver

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 1

‘Count me out…’: Man expects rent-free accommodation in brother's new home despite years of estrangement 2

'Out of touch with reality': Customer tries to order 800 pieces of chicken and 5 sheet cakes with zero advance notice 3

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 4

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 5

‘Your company deserves to fail’: Overworked employee quits job without notice after years of carrying company on their back, boss claims he'll sue for losses 6

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 1

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 2

‘Count me out…’: Man expects rent-free accommodation in brother's new home despite years of estrangement 3

'I can mimic that sound perfectly': 20+ Crafty workplace pranks that totally fooled coworkers 4

'The guy wanted that go-kart': Go-kart employee stunned by oblivious customer's odd request 5

‘Your company deserves to fail’: Overworked employee quits job without notice after years of carrying company on their back, boss claims he'll sue for losses 6