Spread Your Own Ridiculous E3 Rumors With This Nintendo Digital Event Schedule Generator

In all honesty, I would play Metroid: Panty Mission in a heartbeat.  This Digital Event Schedule Generator lets you get down to business and spread hilarious rumors about what Nintendo will present at E3, including The Legend of Zelda: The Secret Radish.  Every time you refresh the page brings a new set of intriguing titles, so give it a whirl, and tell us the funniest title you see in the comments below!