Whip It, Exorcist Style

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 1

'You don't get special treatment for completing the race': Marathon employee puts runner in her place when she reaches the finish line and tries to enter staff grounds 2

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 3

Custodian walks out of job after micromanaging new boss makes impolite comments: 'You deal with it, I'm going home' 4

‘Go (work somewhere else) team’: Company cuts employees' hours but demands they double the sales, employees collectively decide to do the bare minimum instead. 5

'Either I accept it or I quit': Project director gives employee ultimatum 6

Copy-cat 1

He's innocent! 2

Dangerfloofbelly 3

Tech support is disappointed 4

Funny And Wholesome Cat Memes For People Spending Caturday Curled Up With Their Cats 5

And you worship its every move 6