The Most Accurate Tinder Metaphor

'Where is he going that he can't politely ask a child to move?': Dad demands entitled Boomer apologize after pushing a 4-year-old over for being in his way 1

'You don't get special treatment for completing the race': Marathon employee puts runner in her place when she reaches the finish line and tries to enter staff grounds 2

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 3

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 4

Employee gets suspended for no reason, stinks up work truck before quitting: 'Before I returned the truck, I release 6 stinky air fresher tags in it' 5

Flexi-time employee gets chewed out for 10 minutes of overtime, maliciously complies the next time their boss needs them to stay late: 'Policy is policy' 6

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 1

20+ guests share the most bizarre house rules they have encountered: 'No closed doors. Bedroom, bathroom, closet, whatever' 2

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 3

Guy impolitely demands bartender cut his burrito in half, he gets what he asked for: 'I think he got the point' 4

'Where is he going that he can't politely ask a child to move?': Dad demands entitled Boomer apologize after pushing a 4-year-old over for being in his way 5

'I sat around doing nothing for the last 2 months of my job': Quitting employee stops being assigned work by petty boss 6