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OH, POOR ROMEO! PRAY WHY DIDST THOU NOT ASK OF ME DOES JULIET LIVETH? COULD I NOT HAVE MEOWED ONCE FOR YES, TWICE FOR NO, DEAR PRINCE! WHEN SHE WAKETH UP, I WILL CATCH HELL ITSELF! BUT I NOW MUST HAVETH AN URGENT MATTER TO ATTEND TO ELSEWHERE. GOOD NIGH