Sorry captain. She won't pick up a crummy dime but MAYBE a fifty dollar bill...

Self-indulgent parents name daughter Pennsylvania, flip out when she changes it and keeps it a secret for 5 years: 'My parents insisted that everybody was to call me by my full name' 1

New manager fires on-site team member and orders remote worker to work on-site instead: 'I said no' 2

The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (April 30, 2024) 3

30 Star Wars Memes for Aficionados of the Force (May 1, 2024) 4

'I said no!': Stepdaughter Refuses to Let Stepfather Walk Her Down the Aisle, Mother Intervenes, Resulting in Heated Family Dispute 5

'I sold him a plate of onions for $3': Entitled customer leaves typed note to pizza chef demanding no cheese or tomatoes 6

The itty bitty kitty committee gathers again 1

Chaos incoming 2

Time to nap 3

Shook 4

'Let's open the door and see what happens': Heartwarming Hoomans Share Hissterical Journey on How They Became Proud Pawrents To 9 Furry Felines 5

Being a cat is hard work 6