Behold the New High-Tech Twerking Robot Butt You Can Have Sex With

PornHub has introduced an new high-tech motorized sex-butt that features vibration, warming massage, and "endless twerking settings." For the low, low price of $499 (or $799 for the deluxe model), you can eschew all human bonds and lock yourself in an er0tic hell of your own design. The future is finally here, people!

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