AaronHR1981

If you are porn-surfing on your family's computer, using Firefox, shift-ctrl-P will put into Priv...

Eyeing the neighbor's bikini-wearing wife while you're jogging: awesome. Being so distracted you ...

Make sure the "lost dog" you're following really is a dog. Sometimes it's a coyote, in which cas...

When walking home after a rough day, do not immediately turn to the guy in the car beeping at you...

When your friend, even your best friend, asks you what you got for Father's Day, the answer "Grea...

When trying to seductively stroke your wifes face in the dark bedroom, make sure you know where h...

When having a conversation with a co-worker about the people in your office that you would love t...

No matter how good the new bubblegum air freshener smells in the bathroom at work, never walk up ...

Never do anything that you dont want to explain to the paramedics. Especially if one of them is y...

If your mom asks "What is 'headbanging'", don't show her in the bathroom. The sink is hard and th...