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Me: Hey Mom, I learned how to say "breakfast" in Russian! Mom: Vodka?

Dad: WE'RE MOVING TO FRANCE SO I CAN HAVE SOME REAL GODDAMN FRENCH TOAST. Me: Wha- Dad: YOU HEA...

(A Five year old me) Me: Daddy, somthings in my closet. Dad: Well honey take this (Hands me a h...

Me: Dad, I need you to go out to the store tonight and buy me some pads. I'm in my period. Dad:...

*My dad and I were at the mall and some guy was handing out free samples of their new fudge* Fre...

bullshitting with my dad Me: are you allergic to anything? Dad: (after 2 mins of looking in dee...