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  • If you are porn-surfing on your family's computer, using Firefox, shift-ctrl-P will put into Priv...
  • There is no such thing as a stealthy fart when you're sitting on aluminum bleachers. #LFMF
  • Eyeing the neighbor's bikini-wearing wife while you're jogging: awesome. Being so distracted you ...
  • Make sure the "lost dog" you're following really is a dog. Sometimes it's a coyote, in which cas...
  • When you're a pastor of a church, and you're sending your statistical information for the previou...
  • When the bathroom you are in is on the wall that separates your side of the duplex from your hot ...

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