I'm a man in My own personal Hell.

You can wish me a happy birthday on July 21st.

About Me

WHOA! GRAVITY!!! Hello, earthlings. Tofu man! Ooh! I know, let's blow stuff up! That sounds like a good idea. JOHNSON MC CAIN! ACK! READING MATERIAL! IT BUUUUURRRNNNS!!! I can fly with the wings of a seagull, oh man! Welcome to New Jersey, population: your face. DEATH TO PUPPETS!!! Oh man I would not believe that with a saucepan. Stupid horse... Gravy! Hey there, Charlie. ...That is not how you mow the lawn. Where is Don Quixote when you need him? If you could color me the color of idiocit...

WHOA! GRAVITY!!! Hello, earthlings. Tofu man! Ooh! I know, let's blow stuff up! That sounds like a good idea. JOHNSON MC CAIN! ACK! READING MATERIAL! IT BUUUUURRRNNNS!!! I can fly with the wings of a seagull, oh man! Welcome to New Jersey, population: your face. DEATH TO PUPPETS!!! Oh man I would not believe that with a saucepan. Stupid horse... Gravy! Hey there, Charlie. ...That is not how you mow the lawn. Where is Don Quixote when you need him? If you could color me the color of idiocity, you would freakin' run out of crayons. The truth behind our dreams is actually 3 ounces of vodka mixed with 3 ounces of paprika put it in a blender for a few hours and forget it's there. ... ...I'm bored :P

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