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(My Father, in a bar, saying that the music on a jukebox stops whenever someone says something em...

When going for a very spectacular ride on your local fun fair including lots of loops, highspeed ...

When youre visiting the Vatican, DO NOT talk about the final boss battle in assassin's creed 2. T...

A pedophile is NOT a nail file for your toenails. #LFMF

Just because you can fit it in your cleavage, doesn't mean you should. That bottle of hot pink na...

When your mother calls you a "son of a bitch" during an argument, don't try to be smart and point...

Eyeing the neighbor's bikini-wearing wife while you're jogging: awesome. Being so distracted you ...