EccoGamer

Boyfriend: This suit is hot, it's making me sweat. Mom: At least you're not skeeting. Me, boyfr...

Me, playing Angry Birds: Dad, have you ever played Angry Birds? Dad: No, but I've seen the movie...

Dad: Hey! Do you wanna play a game? Lets see who can hit the absolute softest. Me: Uhh, ok sure....

*My friend and I were sitting in my room, playing video games when it starts storming after a lon...

*thump and shout from the living room* Me: What? Mum's Boyfriend: (covering face) I just bloody...

As my mom is talking to some religious people in the doorway, she yells into the living room: "Ho...

Me: I had a fight at school today. Dad: Did you punch his dick?

[When I was about 9, my girl scout troop had to participate in this international fair thing wher...

(upon finding an old black banana in the fridge) Dad: Are you READY? Me: For what? Dad: ARE YO...

Telemarketers keep calling the house. (Dad answers the phone): Adventure! (hangs up) Me: O.o

(At the bar with my parents on my 21st birthday) Me: I don't know what to order. Mom: What do y...

Mom: That house has a huge cement wall! Me: Zombie proof. Mom: He has holes in it... Me: Gun h...

Mom: I know a lot about Zelda and Mario! Me: Who's the main villain of Zelda? Mom: THAT TINY FR...

(Brother holding up a sesame seed from a bagle) Brother: If we plant this, can we grow bagels?

We are at Disneyland and on the teacups. I'm 4. Me: Daddy I think I'm going throw up... Dad: Ai...

(in the car with my Nan, Mum and Poppy driving and some girls where walking on the small road) P...

(Listening to "I Like It") Mom: Who sings this song? Me: Enrique Iglesias. Mom: Yeah, but who'...