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Gail-F's Lolz

  • OK, who cast the spell  on the mop again?

  • OK, kiddies, watch & learn from a pro.  This is how ya power up yer lazer eyes...

  • Breaking News - Timmy's has gone to the dogs!  More at elebenty-hunnerd...

  • C'mere kid.  Lemme get that schmutz off yer face b'fore they take yer pitcher.  (Geez, where's the tissue when ya need one?)

  • Does this woman EVER stop farting?  My face is gonna melt...

  • oh, hai! i'm new here...

  • *sigh* when are they gonna git it rite?  MORE fish, LESS water!

  • I'll share witchya - you kin have the ones that fall outta the bowl.

  • Soon as I git this booger-nugget outta ma nose, ya got my complete attention, k?

  • Shoulda read his pants before he put 'em on...

  • Marvin was P.O'd.  Someone had already assembled his cat.

  • You'd be grumpy too, if you had dogs peein' on yer feet, squirrels runnin' up & down yer trunk all day and kids climbin' all over yer arms.

  • Yes, I am unique.  You may touch my paw.

  • What happened to your head?

  • Cleverness Here

  • Why is this rock breathing?

  • (Hee hee!) Mind if I sit here? (Giggle!)

  • Not another wedgie, not now, when all the villagers are waitin' fer me ta take down this giant with my sling!  (I hate thong underwear...)

  • You run like a cat, you li'l kitty-faced poodle-walker!

  • The future's so bright...  I gotta wear shades.

  • The dog was in a car accident and isn't gonna make it?!  How awful(ly fantastic)!

  • That's the last time I go for an eye exam, Martha!  The doc froze my eyeballs again & now I look like some bug-eyed dweeb!  Do ya think it's permanent this time?

  • Dang new glasses!  I can't see a thing.  Is this my car, or a watermelon?

  • Coulda bin worse... It was either this er the George Dubbya costume...

  • Don't wanna play this game no more.  I'm tired-a bein' the doorstop.

  • Good morning Madame.  I understand you have a number of small pets living with you.  Would one or all of them, perchance, want to come outside for a play date about now?

  • I think I just lost an eyeball...

  • Next time on Dr Phil:  Does your teenage dog question everything you do?

  • Well, here's yer problem...  There's a brick on yer roof.

  • There WERE three of us in this here tub afore the twister hit...

 
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