The latest from GangstaGurl
Dad: Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
Mum: So when are you gonna get some new teeth? Dad: Oh, maybe I'll look on Ebay.
(mom expressing worry about dad going on a cycling trip on his own) Me: But you had no problem with me going to South America on my own, and I'm 18. Mom: Yes, but you're smart, your father is an idiot.
(While watching the movie Donnie Darko) Mom: Hey, isn't he from Broke Back Mountain? Me: Yeah he was one of the gay cowboys. Mom: I wonder if he gave or took... Me: I cannot believe you just said that in front of me.
Dad: "When a boy asks how you like your eggs in the morning...say "Unfertilized""
*sitting in the car, back in my middle schools years* Me: Hey mom, can I go trick or treating with my friends? Mom: No Me: Why? Mom: You have breasts....you're not allowed to go anymore
