GangstaGurl

Dad: Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

Mum: So when are you gonna get some new teeth? Dad: Oh, maybe I'll look on Ebay.

(mom expressing worry about dad going on a cycling trip on his own) Me: But you had no problem w...

(While watching the movie Donnie Darko) Mom: Hey, isn't he from Broke Back Mountain? Me: Yeah h...

Dad: "When a boy asks how you like your eggs in the morning...say "Unfertilized""

*sitting in the car, back in my middle schools years* Me: Hey mom, can I go trick or treating w...