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  • Much like with the urge to sneeze, wait until the urge to hiccup passes before shaving.
  • Power surges due to unstable camp electricity speed up digital clocks. Keep this in mind when set...
  • If you're talking about religion, the correct word is "Buddha". Not "Yoda".
  • That awkward moment when you realize that just because you use sign language in everyday life, do...
  • Fail: Being at home sick, getting thirsty, and taking a nice big chug from your cup of salt water...
  • When you are 8 years old and your friends suggest that you all play Star Wars, do not just go alo...
  • If you receive a text informing you that you're now subscribed to Cat Facts, don't reply with the...
  • Before wondering why, after a couple of weeks of using a nasal allergy spray, your sinus congesti...
  • If you have facial hair and decide to eat toasted, warm marshmallows be sure to look in a mirror ...
  • When talking about the new show on TV that you like, remember it's Alcatraz, not Azkaban. LFMF
  • When a baby is learning the parts of the body, never ask her where your neck is. She will grab an...
  • Your friends may think it's funny to joke about boobs being the only good thing about women. Your...

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