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HowdyCuz's Lolz

  • BillBoard in Texas... Eeeeeeeeeeww!

  • SOMETIMES,  THAT  WHICH  YOU'RE  LOOKING  FOR  IS  CLOSER  THAN  YOU  REALIZE!

  • Yeah,  Yeah - 
YOU  got  Good  Taste ... 
Now,  How  about  doing something  about  my FOOD ?!

  • Craps ?!   I  Thought  You  Said   'C A R P S' !

  • TAKE   NOTICE   OF   THE BEAUTY   AROUND   YOU.

  • " Here's  The  
Wind -Up  And  The  Pitch ..."

  • Jack  Black Totally Looks Like The  Brain

  • HEY   AL,  DID   YOU   KNOW   THAT GLOBAL   WARMING   IS   CAUSED  BY   ALL   YOUR   HOT   AIR ?

  • DAMN !  
THAT'S  SOME  HOT  CHILI !

  • Dis   Mattress  
Iz   Lumpy!  
Trow   It   Owt  An'   Bringz 
 Me   Anudder !

  • That's   Right   Kid...   If   You   Ain't    In   The   Lead   Position,   The   Scenery   Never   Changes !

  • Damn !    I   Thought  These   Were   My  
Readin'   Glasses !

  • What

  • If    I'd   known   I   was   going   to   live   this   long,    I'd    have   taken   better   care   
of   myself.

  • Dewey

  • To  laugh  often  and  much;   To  win  the  respect  of  intelligent  people  and  the  affection  of  children;   To  earn  the  appreciation  of  honest  critics  and  endure  the  betrayal  of  false  friends;   To  appreciate  beauty,   To  find  the

  • An   Optomist   is   someone   who   falls  off   the   top   of   the   Empire   State   Building -

  • ' HALF   EMPTY '   OR   ' HALF   FULL ' ...
I   STILL   CAN'T   REACH   THE   @ %! #   FISH !

  • Any  idiot  can  be  a  drunk,  but  it  takes class  to  be  a  Drinker.

  • Live  your  life  each  day  as  you  would  climb  a  mountain. 

An  occasional  glance  towards  the  summit  keeps  the  goal  
in  view,  but  many  beautiful  scenes  are  to  be  observed  
from  each  new  vantage  point.

  • A  Psychotic  
is  defined  
as  anyone  
who  is  just  slightly  crazier  than  their  
own  doctor.

  • Happy  Feet ?!   Hell,  We're  Friggin'  FREEZING !!

  • A  CLOUDY  DAY  IS 
NO  MATCH  FOR  A  
SUNNY  DISPOSITION.

  • I   don't   want   to   be  
in   the   Majority -
By   definition,   there  
are   already   enough  people   doing   that.

  • 'Silence   is   Golden',   but   duct   tape   is   Silver   and   lasts   a   lot   longer.

  • THE   MOST   IMPORTANT   TRIP   YOU   MAY   TAKE   IN   LIFE,   IS   MEETING   OTHERS   HALF-WAY.

  • A   man's   life   is   20   years   of   having   his   
mother  ask   him :  'Where   are  you  going?',   
40   years   of   having  his   wife   ask   the   
identical   question -   and,   at  the  end,   having   
the   mourners  wondering  that   s

  • Coffee  makes  it  possible  to  get   
  out  of  bed ...

  • I   can't   wait   to   figure   out   what's   wrong   with   me. ..

  • GIVE  A  MAN  A  FISH  AND  HE'LL  EAT  FOR  A  DAY.   TEACH  A  MAN  TO  FISH  AND  HE'LL  SIT  IN  A  BOAT  ALL  DAY  DRINKING  BEER.

 
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