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The sequence is: 1) Enter stall 2) Lock door 3) Drop pants 4) Sit down 5) Let go Never forg...

hot pans look just like cool pan. except hot pans have cookies on them. cool pans do not. be care...

Microwave cooks: chicken balls may be virtually indestructible, but salmon WILL explode like some...

your boyfriend knows that you have the fiber intake of a cow and to check the nutrition label of ...

When getting up at 4:30 in the morning to bottle feed your 4-day old newborn, turn the lights on....

If your dog comes in from the yard with a wet muzzle on a dry day, don't give him a bearhug until...

When you are using a weed eater and notice a bee land on your hand, do not use said weed eater wh...

Stop panicking and save yourself sleepless nights, expensive medical tests, and a doctor who conc...

If you like to drink hot chocolate at work, don't put the cup between your laptop and yourself. Y...

Always read the cooking instructions when you are making a T.V. dinner, that tasty pudding is an ...

You think you were smart for hiding in the closet when you wanted to avoid someone coming down th...

Before making a tasteless gay joke, make sure that the girl standing at her locker right next to ...

When vacuming, make sure to pick up all the socks off the floor first. Or else you will vacumn on...

After stubbing your toe try not to kick whatever you stubbed your toe on and if you do try not to...

Answering the door for law enforcement asking questions about a former neighbor is a polite gestu...

No matter how careful you are about keeping that water glass away from the keyboard while drinkin...

When looking at your older brother's Playboy magazine, make sure you don't shove it in the neares...

Using nail polish remover to get gel sticker marks off your shower walls is a great idea. Using ...

when walking down the hall at night to go to the bathroom, just turn on a light. the cat happens ...

Do not use a brand new knife to cut off that pesky plastic thing on your new hairbrush. The knif...

When somebody instant messages a word on facebook that doesnt exactly pronounce anything, before ...

When asked to do research on the internet, don't print the first page that comes up on Google. 3 ...

When looking for a new hairstyle and in need of ideas. Do not type "teen boys" into google images...

When driving at night and a creepy old guy pulls up next to you on the freeway and mouths, "you l...

When emptying a dishwasher in a busy resturante kitchen, never declare "wait until you see the si...

When you are in the Poorly dressed section on the computer in you tech class make sure you minimi...

Make sure google safe search is on. Searching for a seemingly harmless soda can result in horrify...

When playing with your cat, NEVER put the toy mouse by your face so you can get a better look at ...

If you accidentally get super-glue on your fingers while gluing magnets to something, do not stop...

If your calf if injured and your doctor confirms that it's a torn muscle, listen to their advice ...