RainbowMaus

By cratchmaster on Apr 1, 2012 at 7:23 PM

Woohoo! All cats will be happy! Funny and true story - my daughter calls sushi "cat scraps"

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By betskand on Apr 1, 2012 at 7:11 PM

Wow. Dat's stwong...I can't feels my lips ennymor...

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By MallardVHS on Apr 1, 2012 at 7:07 PM

Thanks for the congrats!

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By betskand on Apr 1, 2012 at 7:07 PM

Oh, deer, don't YOO feels bad! I feels SHOOR nice Maus like yoo wud nebber, ebber, ebber do ennyfind to put sumwun in west home...btw, how bout anuvver dwinkie?

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By betskand on Apr 1, 2012 at 6:40 PM

It washed off. I stills don't understand...I guess dey went in wif electwode, zapped ebil ebent rite owt ob my memory. Whutebber it wuz it muss hab been wun ob da moss HORRIBEL, EBIL, DEMONIACAL, GHASTLEE fings known to man...

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By betskand on Apr 1, 2012 at 6:38 PM

Oh, dat's OK. Let's see...elbentee minus two iz um...tentee-furteen?

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By betskand on Apr 1, 2012 at 6:35 PM

Hey, wow, fankies fur telling! I goes and votes! And fankies fur taking such good, good care ob me...yoo berry wonderful nurse!

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By laughingcats on Apr 1, 2012 at 4:28 PM

holy carp, ai doan talk tu yoo fur WUN DAY nd see alla trubble yu get intew!!! ai saw whut happened wiff betskand, nd goin tu teh rest hoem (banishing yoo frum Poohdense Towers) wudda bin teh rite fing tu du!!! ai alsew see yu bin whining abowt beein teh unner-flunky, kwit bein a bebbeh. uv korse ai'm gunna be teh hed-cheeze, izzen it obvious? ai gots teh smart(a$$) nd teh kyutes. ai did see teh cat/boot video yu got ~ ROFL!!! ai'm gunna shew taht tu my boyfrend (nd he's gunna roll hiz eyes up bakk in hiz hedd lyke he alwayz duz) sew he getz a idea uv why ai lubs dis playse. yu am a trubblemaker, dat's fur shure!!! *admires my ooh, shinee business kards*

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By betskand on Apr 1, 2012 at 2:57 PM

Oh...okays...fanks fur awl da nice dwinks and helpin me back to good health! I can't imagine whut happened to me...(*dwink, dwink dwink*) I feeling better by da minnit!

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By nikkadoo on Apr 1, 2012 at 2:52 PM

yes, u mai habs periwinkle cobbered buziness kards an u iz not teh lowest flunky, u iz Associate Direktor ob Flunkies...LC is Direktor kuz she sent a fr to Poohdence first.

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By betskand on Apr 1, 2012 at 2:46 PM

Sylbiag? Who dat? And why I habs dis tattoo on my face dat sez "Doctors recommend dat dis patient NEBBER be allowed into Disneyland"??

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By betskand on Apr 1, 2012 at 2:21 PM

Tea...wum...dat's nice...whoebber yoo ar yoo iz berry nice...I feelin sleepy. Dey gibbed me shots in da west home. Don't know whys...ZZZZzzzz...

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By Sylviag on Apr 1, 2012 at 2:18 PM

Ooopsie, lost my hed for a sekund der. Maybe ai needz a refresher at the Discreet Rest Home LOL

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By betskand on Apr 1, 2012 at 2:10 PM

Why iz I here? Who iz yoo? Who am I? Whut happened?

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By nikkadoo on Apr 1, 2012 at 2:07 PM

okai, so we haz to order buziness kards fur Assoshiate Direktor ob Flunkies. but nuffing shinee. an no skratch an sniff nip on teh bak!

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By betskand on Apr 1, 2012 at 2:07 PM

RM...can't wemember ennyfing..I bin in stwayt jacket in west home...dey gibbed me sedatibs...wuz fur sum fin sumwun sed to me but I nawt remembers who or whut...I gonna be let owt now..goze home..recubbers...

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By nikkadoo on Apr 1, 2012 at 2:06 PM

oh noez, teh ment fur tat lubblee song to go rownd in ur hed...mabee betskand habs a littul more sedatibs she kan share...

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By betskand on Apr 1, 2012 at 2:05 PM

OK...speeekin berrrry slowwwly...dey gibbed me sum stwoonng sedatibs...I feeeelin bettter nows...wher ammm I? Whooo am I? Der wuz summm wun...can't wememmmber nayme...sed sumfin to meees whut mayde me gozzze awl bonkkkers...can't wemember detayyls...dey letttin me gooozze home sooooon...oooooh...

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By Sylviag on Apr 1, 2012 at 2:04 PM

Kan ai leebes Betsy in ur hans wile ai do my wurkowt? Juz keepz her under my Ommmmmm and Zen blankie. If she pop her hed owt to skreem, shove her under again :)

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By nikkadoo on Apr 1, 2012 at 2:01 PM

okai, u haz wun more chance, but ur next bach ob biziness kards will NOT be shiny! an u kant jus frow tem awai an ask fur more. ai haz bin on tat ride at Disney on mai honeemoon (28 yeers ago) an ai still kant furget it!

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