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I'm a 46 year old Christian who prefers funny to cute and laughs more than anyone I know. *NO MORE FRIEND REQUESTS FOR NOW.* TO MY OLD CHEEZPALS: My LOL time has diminished greatly since July 2010, so answering your messages has been hard. Please forgive me - I'm not ignoring anyone, it's just that when I have a spare moment I tend to make LOLs instead of check mail. Thanks for understanding, and happy lolling!

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Is this a gifthorse? If it is, I should probably move.

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“ Is this a gifthorse? If it is, I should probably move. ”
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Is you still mad about me paintin' de house pink? Cuz I can come back later.

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“ Is you still mad about me paintin' de house pink? Cuz I can come back later. ”
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Michelle says I smell wonderfully.

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“ Michelle says I smell wonderfully. ”
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“ I don't think "blind date" means you can't look at me. ”
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These walks take forever. Why doesn't he poop already?

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“ These walks take forever. Why doesn't he poop already? ”
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You in the back - your

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“ You in the back - your "question" is about my awesomeness. ”
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Take me to your litre.

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“ Take me to your litre. ”
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I didn't say it was your fault.

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“ I didn't say it was your fault. ”
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When you sed you wuz gettin a new "hog" I thot you meant teh kind wif 2 wheelz dat goez VROOM!

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“ When you sed you wuz gettin a new "hog" I thot you meant teh kind wif 2 wheelz dat goez VROOM! ”
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Boycott Shampoo!

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“ Boycott Shampoo! ”
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How a 6 dollar bill is made

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“ How a 6 dollar bill is made ”
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One, two, three... BREATHE!

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“ One, two, three... BREATHE! ”
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You're lucky I had exact change.

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“ You're lucky I had exact change. ”
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You're lucky I had exact change.

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“ You're lucky I had exact change. ”
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Yu push it owt an' I'll grab teh floofy bed

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“ Yu push it owt an' I'll grab teh floofy bed ”
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By catsuberalles on Sep 5, 2010 at 4:37 PM
"Re your "smell" lol, were you channeling Monty Python's "Funniest Joke In T... [more] "

By cua-s-apprentice on Sep 5, 2010 at 3:55 PM
""Pink The Sink" http://cheezburger.com/View/3936177664 (Inspired by you, du... [more] "

By cua-s-apprentice on Sep 3, 2010 at 6:45 PM
""Fluffs The Magic Kittehs" (Revised) http://cheezburger.com/View/3928787968... [more] "

By villow on Sep 3, 2010 at 9:54 AM
"Happy woots on your front pages!"

By TampaAnna on Sep 3, 2010 at 9:31 AM
"CONGRATZ on your Haagen Dogz FP. I admire your wit. Sorry that I missed y... [more] "

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