TheRealHipsterKitty

Dad: While Mom's away, let's become Amish.

(My mom is reading the local paper.) Me: Looks like some people were hit by lightning last night...

(three hours into an 8 hour drive, out of NOWHERE.) Mom: Birds are so weird. They don't have arms.

When you see an ad on an electronic billboard for a banana milkshake, before you say, "Hey, that'...

After youth group, I was invited to free pie at Village Inn. I kept my head hung low (self estee...

A little girl at Target ran up to me and asked if I wanted "sparkles" I said sure and she put a ...