I no let teh aliens out

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'He agreed to buy me replacements... then backtracked': Brother refuses to cancel sibling's debt after his kids ruin expensive art supplies 3

'I won't have someone gaslight me': Customer gets snippy with retail manager, manager tells him to "call customer service yourself" 4

'You get out when it's your turn': Passenger gets back at entitled line cutters on flight, makes deplaning last longer 5

'The company dangled an unreachable carrot': Employee laments their impossible targets that were only designed to make their team work harder for nothing 6

Mission: Quite possible 1

Come on coffee, do your thing. 2

I don't smile wherever I'm at. 3

If you can't read it, ask your pharmacist to translate. 4

That's no bull. 5

Nothing like an old friend. 6