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Wearing your sexy undies may make you feel pretty, but realizing you are wearing your sexy undies...

If you lie about having cancer to hold on to an unhappy boyfriend, make sure said boyfriend's bes...

Right: "I wish I knew how to do an impression of Optimus Prime." Wrong: "I wish I could do Optim...

Always tell the new doctor that you're a smoker before you get a prescription. A bit of "smoking ...

When cleaning hotel rooms late at night, Never leave a door propped open for long. Drunks are dra...

If your cat is gracious enough to present you with his hard won dead mouse, don't fling it out t...