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me: (aged 6) hey dad, isn't it weird how you and mom have 4 sons and uncle "derp" has 4 daughters. dad: no it's not weird at all. we planned ahead, this way none of you needs to worry about who you are going to marry me: eeeeeeeewwwwwww dad that's gross dad: just wait till they're all grown up I bet atleast one of them turns out hot. you better start getting in good with your uncle if you want first pick. me:O_O
(me eating dinner with very asian mom) Me: Why are you putting your food on my plate? Mom:I want your fish. Me:Oh I thought you were just being kind! Mom: Haters can't be kind.
