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Me: Hey, mom, I was thinking... Mom: Stop doing that.
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Dad: At my age if you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you might be dead.
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Mom: It sure does get dark when the sun goes down
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Mom: Are you still babysitting? Me: Yeah. So far we've had someone pee on the floor and poo with...
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