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Uncle: "My wife is an angel." Dad: "You lucky bastard, mine's still alive!"

While discussing marriage. Me: "Dad, what makes a marriage work?" Dad: "Not having childeren."

Mom: How are you feeling? Me: My knees hurt... Mom: I asked how you were feeling, not how your...

Dad: I did alot of crazy things when I was a kid. Me: Like what? Dad: Well once I did a whole b...