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(at a chilly baseball game) Me: Here, I brought some handwarmers. Dad: How do you make it go? ...

Hot girl in Navy uniform walks by Dad: Do you know what they call girls in the Navy? Me (hardly...

me: I am really not sure how to revise this. My teacher asked me to explain my example, but I did...

(Mom wakes up in the middle of the night screaming)Mom: SH*T I forgot something, sh*t, Sh*t!!! (s...

Walking through the back room and the TV was REALLY loud. Me: God Dad, are you going deaf? Dad:...