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Advice for all morons out there: Don't drunkenly grope a girl because she's standing by herself a...

When you have a bisexual lady friend (if you have a crush on her) never invite her to a family pa...

Pro-tip: If you're taking prescription pain killers and you happen to get a cold while on them, d...

When there's a knock at the door, always ask, "Who is it?". Just because you looked through the p...

If you ever learn a fancy-sounding Japanese word, but aren't sure about what it means, do not use...

Correct: Wow, I'm really out of tune. Hey Tommy, play an F for me. NOT Correct: Hey Tommy, F m...

When digging in your parents closet to see what they got you for your birthday, never open the bo...

You're 17, you're you're six feet tall and you're riding on a little pony. The group of little gi...

When trying to convince your girlfriend's father you're not a brony, do not reply to this questio...

NEVER be sexting your girlfriend, emailing your teacher and IMing a business partner at the same ...