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  • BEST ORDER FORM EVER!

  • January  27

  • Kay, Squeeky! Ai found moar kollektibulz tu pose wif teh goggie for teh pitchurz!

  • "It's just how I feel."

  • I'm still trying to git the hang of this new-fangled teleportation what-not.  I was trying to send some cookies when I hit the wrong doodad and it went all catty-wampus!

  • The person in charge of the turkey put me in charge of the giblets.  No problem.

  • WHO PUT THE AUNT BERTHA PROGRAM BACK INTO THE HOLODECK?

  • embarassing your dad: the kind of fun that lasts all day

  • CONTAINS A GENUINE LOLCATAccept no substitutes.

  • . . . to  boldly go where no can has gone before . . .

  • So where can I read about Obama's newest African war?

  • How many seas must a white dove sailbefore she sleeps in the sand?

  • Because cats can get mammary cancer, too  -

  • Rule from the tired old lefty playbook:

  • Yeah, I'll speak there. Just make sure I get tons of cash and this many teleprompters!

  • Well, now what?

  • Because "The Story of Babar, the Little Elephant" is one of the most frequently banned and challenged children's books,

  • There's that lousy UPS guy eating a cheeseburger and putting french fries in my dish. I should get the mailman to kick him right in the brown pants.

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHEEZOPATRA!

  • Right, Boss, we'll find out which Conservative extremists caused the earthquake that shook up your vacation.

  • You know, just because you're a blonde type doesn't mean you can't suddenly  do serious parts.

  • Who is Marty Graw and how come I have to git all gussied up to visit him?

  • My efforts have NOT gone unnoticed! They bought me a black pillow!!!

  • Dear Booboo123 and Serle,  Please accept this gift of an antique airplane. Enjoy it, and if you like, sell it and put the money towards another honeymoon. Please don't ask how I got it; let's just say I would not get one of these for just anyone!  Best wi

  • I've got your ID  .  .  .  No, you don't have to get out of the car, Sir. That's all right, Mister >gulp!< "Cheezinator," is it? On behalf of the entire department, I'd like to say "Happy Birthday," okay? Okay. Drive safely to that birthday party!

  • He's right behind me, isn't he?

  • Look, Lady, really, I'm flattered and I'd love to, but they're making me wear this red shirt, and you know what that means.

  • Hey, man! What time is it and where did I leave my ear?

  • That's okay. It's not  like   a  "hip- hop  barbecue," right?

  • "You keep all the best stuff for yourself, then give the rest to me! You always leave me out in the cold. After every holiday, you just kick me out to the curb. You said nothing when that dog lifted his leg on me, and you were standing right there when it

 
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