carpwoman

By MallardVHS on Mar 2, 2014 at 10:37 AM

Thanks cw! I need to make more time for LOLs - Feb. was my slowest month ever!

By carpwoman on Mar 1, 2014 at 10:26 PM

DUDE! Huge congratulations!!! You still crack me up and I'm glad you are getting some recognition finally!

By MallardVHS on Mar 8, 2013 at 8:36 PM

Thanks carpwoman! It has been a while, hasn't it? July will mark five years for me on ICHC. And I'm still hooked... :-)

By carpwoman on Mar 8, 2013 at 5:00 PM

I was a pirate once...twice actually. You still crack me up after all these years!

By MallardVHS on Aug 15, 2012 at 7:27 PM

Make cheezburgers, of course. ;-)

By carpwoman on Aug 15, 2012 at 7:21 PM

What do the cats want to do to the cows? I don't get this one...I'm sure it's fuuny, though.

By carpwoman on Jun 8, 2012 at 7:55 PM

OMG I made the front page? I learned it from YOU!

By carpwoman on Jun 8, 2012 at 7:54 PM

O. M. G. Not the little sister I was promised made me pee myself I'm laughing so hard!

By MallardVHS on Jun 8, 2012 at 12:36 PM

happgrats on the goggie FP! You DID know what you were doing! ;-)

By MallardVHS on Apr 17, 2012 at 7:23 PM

Bahaha - whatever makes ME giggle. I'm kind of selfish that way. ;-)

By carpwoman on Apr 17, 2012 at 7:08 PM

Great soup? You are such a dork. ;-)

By MallardVHS on Jan 27, 2012 at 3:17 PM

"Hammergrats" on your FP! Woot!

By carpwoman on Jan 14, 2012 at 9:41 PM

That's rich!

By MallardVHS on Jan 12, 2012 at 1:37 PM

My favorite line from a friend's drinking days was that he once broke up with a woman who didn't know they were dating. LOL

By carpwoman on Jan 11, 2012 at 8:06 PM

Too young to have a drinking problem reminds me of a guy who opened his lead with "I was sober for 10 years. Then I turned 11." About peed myself laughing!

By MallardVHS on Oct 9, 2011 at 3:54 PM

Glad you liked "geranium!" And glad you dropped a note on me - I was actually just thinking about you a little before that (honest!). You must have felt a vibe. :-)

By carpwoman on Oct 9, 2011 at 1:39 PM

OMG! Geranium! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

By MallardVHS on Aug 4, 2011 at 7:30 PM

hehe - I wasn't sure if folks would get the southern accent necessary to understand "a far." ;-)

By carpwoman on Aug 4, 2011 at 11:21 AM

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/ff7263ce-a30d-4fcd-85f5-5efb660a97ca.jpg Thinking of you...

By carpwoman on Aug 4, 2011 at 10:30 AM

Afar? Boy, you is sick. I love it.

By carpwoman on Jul 17, 2011 at 6:28 PM

Happy Birthday! Sorry I missed it but hope it was happy!

By carpwoman on Jul 17, 2011 at 6:27 PM

Happy Birthday! Sorry I missed it but hope it was happy!

By carpwoman on Mar 25, 2011 at 4:04 PM

Pretty much all of them, dude!

By MallardVHS on Mar 25, 2011 at 3:49 PM

You'll have to be more specific. Which one weirded you this time? LOL

By carpwoman on Mar 25, 2011 at 3:39 PM

God you're weird.

By carpwoman on Mar 17, 2011 at 6:30 AM

Congrats on that FP! Cracked me up in public and made me spit blueberry muffin all over my laptop. <3

By MallardVHS on Feb 19, 2011 at 4:47 PM

That's awesome - congrats! I remember at four months wondering when was the last time I'd gone that long w/o a drink. My best guess was 1982.

By carpwoman on Feb 19, 2011 at 2:50 PM

I'll have 7 months on the 21st. yay us!

By MallardVHS on Feb 19, 2011 at 9:08 AM

Hi Joanne - nice to hear from you. That used to be one of my favorite jokes - kinda hard to tell it these days, though, since I'm about 33 months sober myself. I hit 3-4 meetings a week... love 'em.

By carpwoman on Feb 19, 2011 at 8:12 AM

Hi! My name is Joanne and I'm an alcoholic. I love your lush lolcat (lushcat?) as I go to dem meetings, myself. :-)