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Never, EVER, watch My Little Pony. If you do, beware, you might just watch all the episodes and s...

if you have been on the internet a LOT over the weekend, be mindful of what comes our of your mou...

when you smell a French fry smell coming from your car don't ignore it. several weeks later'll y...

If your mom asks "What is 'headbanging'", don't show her in the bathroom. The sink is hard and th...

It's cute to tickle your baby while nursing to make her smile. It's less cute when she gets so sl...

Good Idea: Going to the gym. Bad Idea: Eating last night's burritos before you go. Worse Idea: ...

Pepper spray NEVER equals pepper. They will laugh at you in the ER, your GF will laugh at you wit...