(my ex, who my mum was never a fan of, knocks on the front door) *Mum answers* Ex: Can I talk t...
Dad and I at a pet store looking at parrots: Parrot: Cracker? Dad: and damn proud of it!
(I am a 15 year old female, and my grandma just asked me if I cuss) Me:...Yeah... Grandma: Fait...
