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By SovaPlum on Dec 25, 2019 at 12:19 AM
Ohai Wiggles! https://cheezburger.com/9412836864
By SovaPlum on Dec 25, 2018 at 1:24 PM
Ohai Wiggles! https://cheezburger.com/9252301056
By SovaPlum on Dec 28, 2017 at 10:03 PM
*burrrp* They tried. They keep on trying. But I'm a bottemless pit of resistance! Never meet a meal I couldn't accept with serenity. May the Buns Be With You. Always!
By SovaPlum on Dec 28, 2017 at 12:21 AM
Ohai Wiggles! Wut?!?! You fears teh Galactic Federation? Tis precisely cause it is forbidden that I favour this illicit technology. Long Live The Rebellion!!1!!!
By SovaPlum on Dec 26, 2017 at 10:57 PM
Ohai fareon! Merry U No Wut. :-) http://cheezburger.com/9109119232
By SovaPlum on Mar 20, 2017 at 12:10 AM
Ohai Wiggles! I grant you My blessing to reconstruct your Universe to your aesthetic and whimsical satisfaction. *gently puffs sparkly air into interwebby tubes* I'm sure the We that is You will do a fine job. Let me know when your done. Cherrieo! *swings up behind Brienne of Tarth, settles into dragon saddle, flies of to smack the scars off The Mountain*
By SovaPlum on Feb 4, 2017 at 7:32 PM
Ohai wiggles! So I re-read your previous msg as you suggested. And NO! You are NOT wiggling out of this one. No matter how you tried to disguise it, that was definitely an inappropriate apology. As for that pitiful attempt at passing the buck by using "we" . . . *sigh* I have to admit, its a relief to be a citizen. Your constant Universe Restructuring was impossible to follow and had a sad lack of dancing, jousting or explosions. HOWEVER. There's no such thing as too many Happy Pills. Gimme dem.
By SovaPlum on Jan 2, 2017 at 4:30 PM
Wiggles! *slap* Have *slap!* I *slap, slap* Taught *slap! slap!* You *slap! slap! slap! Nothing? NEVER *SLAP* APOLOGISE *SLAP! SLAP SLAP!* There's nothing for it Wiggles. You've left me no choice. This means The Vacuum! *grimly attaches vacuum hose to interwebby tubes, switches on Locator, enters Wiggles, claps on ear muffs, sets suction to MAX, filps power to ON* And now, it's time to get you STEAMED! *points vacuum at dragon, sets to Blow Hard*
By SovaPlum on Dec 24, 2016 at 2:35 PM
Ohai Wiggles! Meowy Catmus *bonks* http://cheezburger.com/8997982976
By SovaPlum on Dec 22, 2016 at 6:20 PM
Ohai Wiggles! Awwws. Did I hit a nerve there? Not to worry, Poppet, lots of people are grammatically challenged. Why you can put in lots of errors and most people wouldn't even notice. Sot don't you fret now. Come play in my Happy Place, it's awesome! *mounts one of Deanerys's dragons, challenges Captain Buck Rogers to a joust*
By SovaPlum on Nov 28, 2016 at 8:17 PM
Ohai Wiggles! That's Corporal, Wiggles. Corporal Punishment. Notice the capital letters? That's how you indicated that it's a honorific. *sight* I'm beginning to see why your Decent didn't go so well. How were you to rule the Great Infernal if you can't manage simple legalese? As for the rest of you message. *long sisgh* No, I'm afraid that was NOT implicit in the prior message. Not even close. As for you failure to refer to the Divine by her correct gender. Wiggles, Wiggles, Wiggles. It's a good thing for you She doesn't intervene when mortals choose their own Path To Destruction or you might be in for a lighting bolt to the unmentionables. Come to think of it, I guess that means She's a fan of Reality T.V. Have you considered doing a new show? I'm sure She would enjoy Giggle@Wiggles! Maybe it could be about you mastering this? *attaches 13 terabyte external hard drive to interweb tubes, selects The Complete Grammarian Assembled and Edited by Cthulhu, clicks on DownLoad*
By SovaPlum on Nov 11, 2016 at 9:42 PM
Ohai Wiggles! I confess! I was puzzled by your last communication. Then I got my Science Officer - El Medico - to examine it and he pointed out that as you are now the - oops - THE Devourer of The Mist you are now eating mist. I totally missed the word "of" in you new job description. Sorry about that. So what kinds of mist do you devour? Any preferences? I have a handy function on my vacuum cleaner blows out what it has just sucked up. I'd be delighted to send you a sample of antipodean mist to try. Guaranteed only slightly smoggy! :) ___ As for the other thing. You may call me anything that enables you to feel better about yourself, I don't mind in the least bit. __ Try this lollipop. It's leftover Halloween candy. I mugged some teenage T & Ters as teenagers are too old to go begging door to door. I sent them off with a flea in their ears and minus their gleanings. I think I got back more than I gave out! I think I shall make this a new tradition!
By SovaPlum on Oct 18, 2016 at 2:58 PM
Ohai Wiggles! Oh now I see! Even though I jettisoned you for Failure To Dance, you think you have authority over my Universe Vessel. Aw that so cute. So . . so . . so Wiggly! Perhaps you failure to conquer the depths of Hell has left you insecure and over compensating? I'm sure, with a little time, you will adjust to you new status as THE Devoured In THE Mist - Did I do that right? __ Do Finns make a big deal of Halloween? Is so there will be ample opportunities for you to Devour. To assist you I have provided a batch of glitter mixed with LSD to sprinkle on your feather dusters. That should make you more attractive to children rampaging through the streets armed with Offensive Candy that you could relieve them of!
By JeffCatsBookClub on Oct 7, 2016 at 3:20 AM
=O.O= Book Club Bulletin =O.O= It's almost Halloween http://cheezburger.com/8981579520 =O.O= Give us your best-worst-scariest-tastiest with a literary twist. Just leave the link on the book club's dash to share with all the other book club members.
By SovaPlum on Sep 27, 2016 at 9:41 PM
Ohai Wiggles! I'm sorry your Decent through the ranks of Hells Own didn't go as hoped. Now that you are above ground again I'm sure you will make a perfectly adequate Devourer :) To help you stay in a positive mood I have lined the streets with upright feather dusters. I hope they get you giggling! ___ I no not this Sergeant Major you speak of. I have posted you msg on the recreation room noticeboard in my Universe Vessel. Maybe some one will recognize it.
By zackcat on Sep 18, 2016 at 7:28 PM
Ohai, Neufren! Fang kew fur asseptin mai floofy paw of frenchip! See yu aroun da CheezWheel!
By SovaPlum on Jul 25, 2016 at 8:40 PM
Ohai Wiggles! Just realized my last msg didn't go through. Or maybe I just dreamed it? Anyway. My Deliverance Rat was reincarnated, umm lessee 3(?) weeks ago. He says to tell you he's gratified to learn you mistook him for a demon. In that incarnation he took a Uni course in disguises and it really paid off! He also wants you to know he's flattered you thought him tasty. Like all rats, he took pride in preparing to be delicious and in looking forward to giving you the opportunity to catch and eat him again in this lifetime. Personally, I hope he makes you work hard to catch him. You're looking a bit pudgy there. ___ How's you Descent going? There doesn't seem to be a lot of activity going on, or maybe that feed is borked too? Everyday some thing seems to be borked, these days. Either way, would you like me to send you my copy of 24hours of the Chicken Dance? I've never known anyone to last more than 15 3/4hours. Here's a small sample. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWjeITmDmmo
By JeffCatsBookClub on Jun 27, 2016 at 2:17 AM
Chris10a from the book club: a multi-book-reader like me! I am always reading several books simultaneously. Something old, something new, something borrowed from the library...
By JeffCatsBookClub on Jun 25, 2016 at 12:28 PM
=O.O= Book Club Bulletin =O.O= Summer is finally here, so JeffCat's Book Club wants to know which books you'll be reading as you enjoy the summer sun. Make a lol about your current favorite and leave the link on the book club's dash =O.O= http://cheezburger.com/8811798784
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