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[while i was complaining about cramps. btw, being a girl sucks sometimes] Me: Ow. crampscrampscr...

Mom: What happened to [your little son's] other sock? Aunt: He lost it, again! I swear, socks sh...

After some dick stole my phone in middle school and had the nerve to call my mom and tell her I l...

Driving in New Jersey, I text my dad Me: Just passed gas for $3.71 Dad: Why would anyone pay y...