You can't pop your back in a spinny office chair by twisting your spine. #LFMF

I rented Twilight. And watched it. #LFMF

When you are a ten year old with no money and think it's cute to give your parents "gift certific...

When trying to convince you parents that you aren't drunk, "I'm 14, how could I even get alcohol!...

Turns out those snappers that pop when you throw them at the ground leave traces of explosives on...

While "anypony" and "everypony" may be fun to use on the MLP fan forum you belong to, they aren't...

Mom: Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Some fails take decades. When I was 9, my dentist told me if I didn't start brushing a LOT more,...

I was on the bus on the way home from work the other day when the unmistakable roar of a 'tricked...

Mom: They went to Hawaii Grandma: Where in Hawaii? Mom: I don't remember...OH! AN ISLAND!!!

*I just walked into room* Dad: Yes, but lizards don't get sucked into jet engines! Mom: But if ...

Mom: I'm worried about your mental health. Me: Why? Mom: Becuase your skipping around the hous...

When hearing the tornado siren go off right after you stepped out of the shower, don't run down t...

While driving down the road, you really don't NEED to panic that your car keys are not in your po...

When playing Yahtzee, never mistake your soda for the cup of dice. #LFMF

Missing class because you slept in is embarassing. Missing class because you slept in, until 3 in...

This morning I saw a lady with a blanket in our parking lot so I went to investigate. She had jus...

Last night my cat walked all over my keyboard while I was typing. She somehow hit "Ctrl F" then "...

My local mall has a couple of 80's style table arcade games. Today i saw two small kids banging o...

Yesterday my hubby was having trouble getting our cat off our laptop computer, not wanting to "di...

Always assume that a LFMF is accurate; they weren't lying when they said that poking pressure poi...

Today, I found a copy of a book that had been stolen from me when I was a kid in a secondhand boo...