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(My mom to the nurse about my brother who is afraid of needles.) Mom: well at least he'll never ...

Grandma: How are you? Me: I'm ok. Tired though. Grandma: Were you at least doing something fun ...

(Talking about her doctor's appointment) Dad's Girlfriend: I'm gonna have him look at the thing ...

Uncle: I want a pet owl. Me: Why...? Uncle: They are so cute, and they eat mice, and they are a...

Me: (Watching Mom make dinner.) How do you make spaghetti? Mom: Well, it all starts when a man a...

Me (Coming home from work in the afternoon) Dad: Lily!! What have you done to my carpet? I've tr...

Never lie down and say to yourself, 'I'll just close my eyes for a minute' whilst you are chewing...

Don't be so frantic on the first day of eigth grade that you walk into the boy's bathroom. Or so ...

Sniffing pepper does not make you sneeze like in the cartoons. It does however cause mind numbing...

Never and I mean NEVER jump off the top bunk of a bunkbed with an umbrella to be like Mary Poppin...