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  • Remembur Remembur da 5 of Novembur...  is wen u can waik me up, nawt before....

  • okai fat man  time fur littel talk abowt dat lump of coal...

  • No worriez, nowun noes u no can afford skee holidai  tanks to owr littel push, u borked awl da same bonez!

  • I say BC, we have to visit all these places to steal presents?  Uhuh... yep

  • Oi every yeer dis hooge skritch post come back  I thunked we wuz rid of it after we firebombed the last one

  • This was the year before Whisker's owners had to go 'all plastic' with the ornamentation  you never see the signs, do you... *sigh*

  • I'm telling you honey, you couldn't have left that turkey on the table, it is just not there....

  • Did ai heer da sound of a krismas turkee  bein put in ur trolley at da zoopermarkit...?

  • So u understanz beerdie: da prezents awl come to me  or ur pretty lidle missus takes a tumble awf da table

  • Yessir I made a heart in da litterbawx.... and a skware in ur shoo, a dodekuhedron on ur bed and I left a litmus test on da carpit...

  • So. Much. To. BREAK.                                              Imma have to put in da overtaimz

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  • Yeeeees  give, thanks!

  • Oh u decided on dubble sprouts and yams                     yum yum...can't wait

  • No momma dun need coat n hat  is nawt so cold reely...

  • Pilgrim Kitteh                                         is lukin to decimate ur populashuns

  • Hm... is bigger den last yeer                               gunna need ropes and pullees brb

  • Luk, I wanna talk ya down... but work wiv me heer...  omgomgomgomgomg

  • Arthur never did get the true concept  of 'turning a woman on'

  • I'm on dis pumpkin diet...  Been on dis pumpkin fur a week nao, no difference...

  • I has replaced all ur x wiv z  owtcome most satisfactoree zzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Um yeah look, I checked da encaiclupidia 'n all but I reely dun tink ur mai cuzin twice removed...

  • Rudy was determined: at this year's company pot luck, Mavis' brownies would NOT be the ones stealing the show...

  • Dammit, I spent tree weeks on dat trap  and all she borked wuz one lousy leg...

  • never so much riding the heavens as napping the sofas...

  • I wuz just checkin his plumage *honest*

  • Oh hoooooominnnnnnn  kindly come closer... three steps should do it...

  • Canaree compote....canaree fricasee...canaree curree.... dammit dammit dammit

  • Firefox is taking a sanitary stop

  • Ai am nawt grumpee... Ai am extremely cleer on wut I dun like is awl

 
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