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  • M: *Hairflip* Dad: That's like that song... Me: What song? Dad: I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH ...
  • Mom talking about my bossy aunt: She's learned that she's not in charge in this house. There's ...
  • Mom: What's that thing called that's like a bagel with a hole in it? Me: ... A donut? Mom: *an...