makenzie2070

When getting undressed it is not a good time to let go a fart. Taking off your pants will simult...

Before digging a crater in your face with tweezers, stop to consider the possibility that that st...

Mom: So Snoopy got arrested.. Me: Snoopy? Mom: Scooby...whatever. Me: You mean Snookie? Mom: ...

Me: Where's Dad? Mom: I killed him.

Mom: When they ask at the grocery store if I want help getting my bags to the car, I always say n...