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mikenewman

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  • HINTS

  • LOOK, TAKE THE DARN PICTURE ALREADY.

  • BEAUTY CONTEST

  • ... AND THE ROCKETS RED BEAR, SOMETHING POOPED IN MY HAIR, A GAY MOOSE IN MY SIGHTS, BUT THE STAG WAS STILL BARE....

  • FOR GOD'S SAKE, JIMMY. STOP IT WILL YA? EVERYTIME WE START TO SHOOT THIS SCENE, YOU BLOW THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS OUT. AND WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING? DEAD SKUNKS?

  • MAN, IT IS COLD OUT HERE.

  • ....SO I TOLD HIM, I SAID, "HEY BILL, MISTER 'I'M THE BOSS AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT', YOU CAN SHOVE THIS JOB WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE".

  • 1959 UGLYMOBILE

  • IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN

  • SPORTING WOOD

  • INSPIRATION

  • GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR.

  • NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE.

  • WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, JENKINS. I THINK HIS FEET MAY ACTUALLY BE SMALLER THAN YOURS. THAT WOULD MAKE HIM COMPLETELY DICKLESS.

  • MY GOD. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH?

  • NOW, THIS IS FOR MY SOUL. I'VE GOT 25, 25, 25, WHO'LL GIVE ME 30...I'VE GOT 30, WHO'LL GIVE ME 35, 35, 35...

  • THAT'S HIM, OFFICER. THAT'S THE MAN WHO TOUCHED ME.

  • U.S.S. SANTORUM

  • ..... TEN BUCKS, SAME AS DOWNTOWN.

  • AUGUST 28TH, 1944

  • HA HA. THE STUPID OLD WENCH NEVER COULD HOLD HER OPIUM.

  • TIME TRAVELERS

  • SHE'S FRIGHTENING THE VOTERS. I JUST KNOW IT.

  • MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME SPOCK, WHILE I PUT ON SOMETHING MORE ALLURING.

  • 3-D

  • MAAAAAN, THAT WAS SOME RIGHTEOUS SMOKE DUUUUDE.

  • SO, A SHEEPDOG, A POODLE AND A RABBI WALK INTO A BAR.....

  • SMILE NOW, SO EVERYONE THINKS WE'RE BUDDY BUDDY.

  • HONEY, GET IN HERE QUICK. UNCLE PHIL IS ON "IT'S ME OR THE DOG".

  • NOW GATHER 'ROUND AND I'LL SING YOU A TALE ABOUT A BEAR THAT SHIT IN THE WOODS...

 
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