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  • If you keep seeing mentions of "hentai" in memes and you do not know what it is, do not assume wi...
  • Don't use your friend's phone while he's in the shower so you can ask girls what they think of yo...
  • When walking down the street with a mentally retarded cousin don't say there are monsters in the ...
  • When talking to your Grandmother about adoption, the proper word is 'orphanage', NOT 'orphanarium...
  • Cute idea: Looking after sick girlfriend Bad idea: Kissing gf with flu 'cos 'you're going to get...
  • If you're masturbating while smelling you're best friends sister's panties, make sure you don't g...
  • When your best friend has a crush on the same girl as you, don't leave the love poems you've writ...
  • When having a dream of how nice it feels to pee, wake up and get to the bathroom immediately. #LFMF
  • If your immigrant grandfather speaks only German, don't tell your boyfriend. He will forget which...
  • Today I saw two guys walking through my city holding hands. People were staring but they held the...

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