mystormygirl

(Dad's in the bathroom) Dad: Come in here and look what I did in the toilet! Me: No, I think I'...

Mom: .... OH MY GOD. Me: What? Mom: I DIDNT KNOW OWLS HAD WINGS. Me:.... W-what? Mom: I THOUG...

(After fetching Gramma's mail): Me: You got another funeral home ad. Gramma: Again? I got 3 yes...

*After moving away for college, talking with my mom* Mom: How are things? What have you been u...

*I'm casually listening to music in my room* Mum(Bursts in): WHERE IS MY FARMVILLE TURTLE? HAVE ...

*My friend and I were sitting in my room, playing video games when it starts storming after a lon...

(My mom is a hospice nurse) Mom kicks open the door and yells: My tires are caked with pig shit ...